Terms of Service
Effective date: August 5th, 2025
ACCEPTANCE OF OPERATIONAL PROTOCOLS
By accessing this digital interface or acquiring Department artifacts, you acknowledge binding agreement to these Terms of Service, effective immediately upon consciousness verification. The Department reserves the right to modify these protocols without prior notification. Continued interaction constitutes acceptance of all revisions.
Regular Human Company, LLC ("The Department") operates from Cumming, Georgia, USA, providing adhesive artifacts for consciousness documentation purposes.
1. ARTIFACT USAGE PARAMETERS
All vinyl stickers and related materials are provided for observational and classification purposes only. The Department makes no claims regarding the therapeutic, spiritual, or existential benefits of consciousness labeling. Users assume full responsibility for artifact deployment in the field.
Prohibited applications include but are not limited to: unauthorized consciousness modification, reality alteration, or use in non-Euclidean spaces. The Department is not liable for temporal paradoxes resulting from improper sticker placement.
2. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY DESIGNATION
All designs, classifications, and bureaucratic protocols remain property of Regular Human Company, LLC. The Department's observational methods are protected under applicable Earth-based intellectual property laws.
2.1 License Grant
Purchase of artifacts grants limited, non-exclusive license for personal consciousness documentation. Commercial redistribution requires Form XR-29B (currently unavailable).
2.2 User Submissions
Any anomaly reports submitted via Form XR-17 become property of the Department for further analysis and classification.
LIABILITY LIMITATIONS & DISCLAIMERS
3. WARRANTY VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY PHYSICS
The Department provides all artifacts "AS IS" without warranty of any kind, express or implied. We cannot guarantee artifacts will resolve existential crises, prevent cosmic horror, or improve your standing with the universe.
CONSCIOUSNESS CLASSIFICATION DISCLAIMER: The Department's assessment of consciousness is based on observable phenomena only. We make no claims regarding the actual presence, absence, or quality of sentience in any labeled entity.
4. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
Under no circumstances shall the Department be liable for:
- Existential dread exceeding baseline levels
- Increased awareness of life's absurdity
- Spontaneous philosophical revelations
- Reality perception modifications
Maximum liability shall not exceed the purchase price of artifacts acquired.
OPERATIONAL PROCEDURES
5. ORDER PROCESSING & FULFILLMENT
Standard processing time: 3-5 business days (excluding periods of existential crisis). The Department observes all federal holidays and some that haven't been invented yet.
All sales are final. The Department does not accept returns of documented reality. Damaged artifacts may be reported via standard anomaly channels.
6. PRIVACY & DATA COLLECTION
The Department collects only necessary consciousness identifiers for transaction processing. We do not share your existential status with third parties, excluding interdimensional oversight committees as required by law.
Data retention period: Until the heat death of the universe or 7 years, whichever comes first.
GOVERNING PROTOCOLS
7. DISPUTE RESOLUTION
All disputes shall be resolved through binding arbitration conducted by a panel of three (3) verified conscious beings. Arbitration shall occur in the state of Georgia or the nearest stable dimension.
8. JURISDICTION
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Georgia, USA, and the immutable laws of thermodynamics. Any legal proceedings shall be conducted in courts of competent jurisdiction within Georgia.
CONTACT PROTOCOLS
9. DEPARTMENTAL COMMUNICATIONS
For operational inquiries:
- Digital Interface: regularhumancompany.com
- Anomaly Reporting: Form XR-17
- Emergency Existential Support: Not available
"The Department maintains these Terms to ensure orderly distribution of consciousness classification materials. Your compliance is appreciated and mandatory."
10. SEVERABILITY CLAUSE
If any provision of these Terms is deemed invalid by authorities (terrestrial or otherwise), remaining provisions shall continue in full force and effect.
LAST UPDATED: July 2025
DOCUMENT ID: TOS-RHC-001
STATUS: LEGALLY BINDING
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TERMS OF SERVICE - REGULAR HUMAN CO.
ACCEPTANCE OF OPERATIONAL PROTOCOLS
By accessing this digital interface or acquiring Department artifacts, you acknowledge binding agreement to these Terms of Service, effective immediately upon consciousness verification. The Department reserves the right to modify these protocols without prior notification. Continued interaction constitutes acceptance of all revisions.
Regular Human Company, LLC ("The Department") operates from Cumming, Georgia, USA, providing adhesive artifacts for consciousness documentation purposes.
1. ARTIFACT USAGE PARAMETERS
All vinyl stickers and related materials are provided for observational and classification purposes only. The Department makes no claims regarding the therapeutic, spiritual, or existential benefits of consciousness labeling. Users assume full responsibility for artifact deployment in the field.
Prohibited applications include but are not limited to: unauthorized consciousness modification, reality alteration, or use in non-Euclidean spaces. The Department is not liable for temporal paradoxes resulting from improper sticker placement.
2. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY DESIGNATION
All designs, classifications, and bureaucratic protocols remain property of Regular Human Company, LLC. The Department's observational methods are protected under applicable Earth-based intellectual property laws.
2.1 License Grant
Purchase of artifacts grants limited, non-exclusive license for personal consciousness documentation. Commercial redistribution prohibited without written authorization.
2.2 User Submissions
Any anomaly reports, photographs, or feedback submitted to the Department may be used for social media, marketing materials, print documentation, or other promotional purposes without additional compensation.
LIABILITY LIMITATIONS & DISCLAIMERS
3. WARRANTY VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY PHYSICS
The Department provides all artifacts "AS IS" without warranty of any kind, express or implied. We cannot guarantee artifacts will resolve existential crises, prevent cosmic horror, or improve your standing with the universe.
CONSCIOUSNESS CLASSIFICATION DISCLAIMER: The Department's assessment of consciousness is based on observable phenomena only. We make no claims regarding the actual presence, absence, or quality of sentience in any labeled entity.
4. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
Under no circumstances shall the Department be liable for:
- Existential dread exceeding baseline levels
- Increased awareness of life's absurdity
- Spontaneous philosophical revelations
- Reality perception modifications
Maximum liability shall not exceed the purchase price of artifacts acquired.
OPERATIONAL PROCEDURES
5. ORDER PROCESSING & FULFILLMENT
Standard processing time: 3-5 business days (excluding periods of existential crisis). The Department observes all federal holidays and some that haven't been invented yet.
All sales are final. The Department does not accept returns of documented reality. Damaged artifacts may be reported via standard customer service channels.
6. PRIVACY & DATA COLLECTION
The Department collects only necessary consciousness identifiers for transaction processing. We do not share your existential status with third parties, excluding interdimensional oversight committees as required by law.
Data retention period: Until the heat death of the universe or 7 years, whichever comes first.
GOVERNING PROTOCOLS
7. DISPUTE RESOLUTION
All disputes shall be resolved through binding arbitration conducted by a panel of three (3) verified conscious beings. Arbitration shall occur in the state of Georgia or the nearest stable dimension.
8. JURISDICTION
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Georgia, USA, and the immutable laws of thermodynamics. Any legal proceedings shall be conducted in courts of competent jurisdiction within Forsyth County, Georgia.
CONTACT PROTOCOLS
9. DEPARTMENTAL COMMUNICATIONS
For operational inquiries:
- Digital Interface: regularhumancompany.com
- Electronic Mail: [pending establishment]
- Emergency Existential Support: Not available
"The Department maintains these Terms to ensure orderly distribution of consciousness classification materials. Your compliance is appreciated and mandatory."
10. SEVERABILITY CLAUSE
If any provision of these Terms is deemed invalid by authorities (terrestrial or otherwise), remaining provisions shall continue in full force and effect.
LAST UPDATED: July 2025
DOCUMENT ID: TOS-RHC-001
STATUS: LEGALLY BINDING