Privacy Policy

Effective date: August 5th, 2025

DATA COLLECTION PROTOCOLS

This Privacy Policy documents how Regular Human Company, LLC ("The Department") collects, processes, and safeguards information during consciousness classification operations. By interacting with our digital interfaces or acquiring artifacts, you consent to these data handling procedures.

1. INFORMATION CLASSIFICATION SYSTEM

The Department collects the following data categories for operational purposes:

1.1 Identity Markers

  • Designation (name)
  • Electronic mail coordinates
  • Physical distribution address
  • Communication device numbers

1.2 Transaction Data

  • Payment processing information (secured via third-party processors)
  • Order history and artifact preferences
  • Shipping logistics

1.3 Digital Footprints

  • IP address designation
  • Browser identification protocols
  • Device specifications
  • Interaction timestamps

2. TRACKING TECHNOLOGIES DISCLOSURE

The Department employs standard digital observation tools to enhance operational efficiency:

  • Cookies: Small data files for session management and preference storage
  • Analytics Beacons: For understanding consciousness distribution patterns
  • Pixel Tracking: To measure advertising effectiveness

You may disable these tracking mechanisms through your browser settings, though some Department functions may experience degraded performance.

DATA UTILIZATION PARAMETERS

3. APPROVED USES

The Department processes collected information for:

  • Artifact fulfillment and distribution
  • Customer service operations
  • Internal analytics and service optimization
  • Targeted advertising for consciousness classification services
  • Compliance with legal obligations

3.1 Advertising Protocols
We may utilize your interaction data to present relevant Department communications across digital platforms. This includes retargeting campaigns for incomplete consciousness documentation procedures.

3.2 Data Sales Prohibition
THE DEPARTMENT DOES NOT SELL, RENT, OR TRADE YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION TO THIRD PARTIES. Your consciousness identifiers remain within Department control.

4. INFORMATION SHARING BOUNDARIES

The Department shares information only with:

4.1 Service Providers

  • Payment processors (Stripe, PayPal)
  • Shipping partners (USPS)
  • Platform operators (Etsy, Shopify)
  • Analytics services (Google Analytics)

4.2 Legal ComplianceWhen required by subpoena, court order, or other governmental demand with proper jurisdiction.

SECURITY MEASURES

5. DATA PROTECTION PROTOCOLS

The Department implements industry-standard security measures including:

  • SSL encryption for data transmission
  • Secure server infrastructure
  • Limited access authorization
  • Regular security audits

However, no system is impervious to all threats. The Department cannot guarantee absolute security against determined interdimensional intrusions.

6. DATA RETENTION SCHEDULE

Personal information is retained for:

  • Transaction records: 7 years (tax compliance)
  • Customer communications: 3 years
  • Analytics data: 2 years
  • Abandoned cart data: 30 days

YOUR PRIVACY RIGHTS

7. CONSCIOUSNESS CONTROL OPTIONS

Verified beings may:

  • Access: Request copies of stored personal data
  • Correct: Update inaccurate information
  • Delete: Request removal of non-essential data
  • Opt-out: Unsubscribe from marketing communications
  • Portability: Receive data in machine-readable format

Submit requests to: [pending email establishment]

8. CALIFORNIA PRIVACY RIGHTS

California residents possess additional rights under CCPA, including:

  • Right to know information categories collected
  • Right to deletion (subject to legal requirements)
  • Right to non-discrimination for exercising privacy rights

9. EUROPEAN UNION PROTOCOLS

For EU residents under GDPR:

  • Lawful basis: Legitimate interest and consent
  • Data controller: Regular Human Company, LLC
  • Right to lodge complaints with supervisory authorities

MINOR ENTITY PROTECTION

10. AGE VERIFICATION

The Department does not knowingly collect data from beings under 13 Earth years. If parental units discover unauthorized minor data collection, contact us for immediate deletion protocols.

THIRD-PARTY INTERFACES

11. EXTERNAL LINKS

Our digital properties may contain links to non-Department entities. We are not responsible for the privacy practices of external consciousness classification systems.

12. PLATFORM INTEGRATIONS

When using Department artifacts through third-party platforms (Etsy, Instagram, Facebook), their privacy policies also apply. Review their documentation for complete understanding.

POLICY MODIFICATIONS

13. UPDATE PROTOCOLS

The Department reserves the right to modify these privacy protocols. Material changes will be communicated via:

  • Website notification banner
  • Email to registered entities
  • Updated revision date

Continued interaction after modifications constitutes acceptance.

The Department values your privacy as a fundamental aspect of consciousness documentation. Your data enables our observational mission while remaining under strict protective protocols.

DOCUMENT ID: PRIV-RHC-001
CLASSIFICATION: PUBLIC DISTRIBUTION
STATUS: ACTIVELY ENFORCED

‍