FAQs
GENERAL OPERATIONS
A Department dedicated to observing and documenting the absurdities of human existence through standardized physical artifacts. We manufacture vinyl stickers and other items that classify life's technical difficulties.
The Department maintains operational protocols at all times. Seriousness is a classified metric.
Proper documentation requires proper language. The Department processes existence through official channels only.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS
High-quality vinyl stickers with UV-resistant laminate coating. Each artifact measures 2-3 inches and withstands standard Earth weather conditions. Suitable for classification in various environments.
The Department makes no therapeutic claims. We observe and document. Crisis resolution falls outside our operational parameters.
Negative. Artifacts are not rated for consumption. Please deploy on external surfaces only.
The Department only produces pre-approved classifications.
ORDERING & SHIPPING
Standard processing: 3-5 business days. Consciousness verification and quality control cannot be rushed.
Currently limited to territories recognizing linear time and three-dimensional space. Primarily the United States.
The Department operates on cost-recovery basis. Shipping fees cover containment materials, protective measures, and postal service tributes.
Check tracking information first. If anomalies persist beyond 10 business days, file a report with our communications channel.
While the Department strives for operational perfection, we acknowledge that anomalies can occur during production or shipping protocols. Please contact us immediately with any concerns. We understand that even bureaucratic systems experience occasional malfunctions, and we will work to rectify any documented errors in your artifact delivery.
THE ARTIFACTS
The Department does not traffic in humor. These are official classifications for observable phenomena.
Check tracking information first. If anomalies persist beyond 10 business days, file a report with our communications channel.
PHILOSOPHICAL INQUIRIES
The Department's perpetual state. We watch. We document. We continue.
This is a documentation initiative. Whether documentation constitutes art remains outside our classification parameters.
The Department doesn't believe. We observe. Draw your own conclusions.
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
Noted. Confusion is a documented side effect of consciousness.
All sales are final. Reality, once documented, cannot be undocumented.
Submit inquiries to: inquiries@regularhumancompany.com. Response times vary based on existential workload. The Department processes all correspondence in order of receipt.
Tours are not available. The observer cannot be observed observing.
MISCELLANEOUS QUERIES
Commercial redistribution requires authorization. Personal consciousness documentation only.
We are not accepting applications for consciousness processors at this time.
That's not a question.
PROJECT CODE: RHC-WEB-001
Register designation for sanctioned communications.