OPERATIONAL SUMMARY • Size: 3 × 2 in (±0.05 in) • Material: waterproof laminated vinyl (indoor/outdoor) • Surfaces: laptop, bottle, toolbox, hard hat, notebook • Shipping: FREE US letter mail (untracked) • ships in 1 business day • Returns: 14-day returns on unused items
OFFICIAL LOG Artifact RHC-A001. Classification: Class A — Physical Label. Designation: “Contains One (1) Conscious Being)”. Function: Hazard annotation for mobile consciousness units. Status: OPERATIONAL. Requisition confirms archival.
APPLICATION PROTOCOL Clean surface → peel → press 15 seconds. Low-residue removal on smooth surfaces (warm water helps).
FAQ • Dishwasher-safe? Hand-wash preferred; laminate is waterproof. • Tracking? Singles ship free via letter mail (no tracking). Kits ship free & tracked. • Where does it stick? Smooth plastics, metal, glass, coated wood.
